Some of the other sentiments for ones that I did not buy but loved were:
"I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving."
"My boss told me Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. Now I am sittin gin a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume."
"You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those."
"Marriage is a relationshp in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"My office recently started cocktail Fridays! Its just that it takes place in the ladies room handicap stall...
and I'm the only one who knows about."
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made teh world round and laughed and laughed..."
Have a Great Friday!